Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Correct one fault at a time. Concentrate on the one fault you want to overcome.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much.
Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.