Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.

I give the ball some sweet talk. I tell it that this isn't going to hurt a bit. I'm a friend and all I'm going to do is give it a nice little ride.

Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.

The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

Golf is played with the arms.

Practice your swing until it becomes a habit of mind and muscle.

I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.