I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.
Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.
The only reason I ever played in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
Of the mental hazards, being scared is the worst. When you get scared, you get tense.
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.
I shot a wild elephant in Africa thirty yards from me, and it didn't hit the ground until it was right at my feet. I wasn't a bit scared. But a four foot putt scares me to death.