You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
Most people who play golf have one big trouble: they think too much. To get any real mileage out of this game you've got to sit on your imagination.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.
The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning...and Ben Hogan.
A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver.