These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
Good golfing temperament falls between taking it with a grin or shrug and throwing a fit.