There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.
Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.
That little white ball is always staring back at you, daring you to make a mistake.
Practice your swing until it becomes a habit of mind and muscle.
I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much.
Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away.