Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away.
The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.
A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.