All I really had was my talent. Without that I wouldn't be welcome at the White House.
On a scale of one to ten, I would rate Elvis eleven.
My handicap? Man, I am a one-eyed, black Jew! That's my handicap!
After I decided to become a Jew, only then did I learn that the Jews don't have all the money. When I found out Rockefeller and Ford were goyim, I almost resigned.
Imitations only better the original.
In terms of addiction, there is nothing more powerful than men's toys.