There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them.

You don’t swing where you sleep.

You have to be able to look back at your life and say, "Yeah, that was fun."

Being in public with May and the children was too heavy. I was irreversibly tuned in to everyone around us.

My home has always been show business.

Talk about handicap - I'm a one-eyed Negro Jew.

All I really had was my talent. Without that I wouldn't be welcome at the White House.