Most orgies that you go to, I have found, most of it is sad. All that wildness, all those laughs were like the shining silver and gold paper on packages, but there was nothing inside.

Talk about handicap - I'm a one-eyed Negro Jew.

You have to be able to look back at your life and say, "Yeah, that was fun."

Tap dancing all started with the old clog waltz.

You name it and I've done it. I'd like to say I did it my way. But that line, I'm afraid, belongs to someone else.

Ten million dollars after I'd become a star I was deeply in debt.

There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them.