Most orgies that you go to, I have found, most of it is sad. All that wildness, all those laughs were like the shining silver and gold paper on packages, but there was nothing inside.

I didn't hate being 60 as much as I had 50.

My mother was born in San Juan. So I'm Puerto Rican, Jewish, colored and married to a white woman. When I move into a neighborhood, people start running four ways at the same time.

After I decided to become a Jew, only then did I learn that the Jews don't have all the money. When I found out Rockefeller and Ford were goyim, I almost resigned.

In terms of addiction, there is nothing more powerful than men's toys.

The one thing you don't want is that stale sound when you've done a line so much you can't find a fresh approach to it. Drop it.

You can be in this business 50 years and still not know anything about it.