The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.

There is nothing so unthinkable as thought, unless it be the entire absence of thought.

Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them be bona fide falls in the rough and tumble of the world.

Prayers are to men as dolls are to children.