A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.

The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense, which is shared by all that is.

Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the next worst his health, the next worst his reputation.

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.