Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them.
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.