If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.
God and the Devil are an effort after specialisation and division of labour.
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.
People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable.