Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.
No mistake is more common and more fatuous than appealing to logic in cases which are beyond her jurisdiction.
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning.
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.