There is no such source of error as the pursuit of truth.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything.
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.