Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.