Life is one long process of getting tired.

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?

When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.

The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.