A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
Samuel ButlerThose who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life.
Samuel ButlerThe three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
Samuel ButlerThe seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion.
Samuel Butler