Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"

Self-preservation is the first law of nature.

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.

Young people have a marvelous faculty of either dying or adapting themselves to circumstances.

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.

In the midst of vice we are in virtue, and vice versa.