A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
The sinews of art and literature, like those of war, are money.
Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it, shall perish by it.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.