Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.

The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.

When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

And, after all, the Athanasian Creed is light and comprehensible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.

Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds