Half the vices which the world condemns most loudly have seeds of good in them and require moderate use rather than total abstinence.

No mistake is more common and more fatuous than appealing to logic in cases which are beyond her jurisdiction.

The dead should be judged like criminals, impartially, but they should be allowed the benefit of the doubt.

The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.

What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth.

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.

Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.