Life is one long process of getting tired.
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so.
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
The only living works are those which have drained much of the author's own life into them.
All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.