If I die prematurely at any rate I shall be saved from being bored to death by my own success.

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?

For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.

The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo not for a man.

Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them.

In the midst of vice we are in virtue, and vice versa.