It is our less conscious thoughts and our less conscious actions which mainly mould our lives and the lives of those who spring from us.

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.

And, after all, the Athanasian Creed is light and comprehensible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Young people have a marvelous faculty of either dying or adapting themselves to circumstances.