Death is only a larger kind of going abroad.

Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.

Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.

In the midst of vice we are in virtue, and vice versa.

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"

There is nothing so unthinkable as thought, unless it be the entire absence of thought.