For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Morality is the custom of one's country and the current feeling of one's peers.
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.