A man should be just cultured enough to be able to look with suspicion upon culture at first, not second hand.

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.

Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.

No mistake is more common and more fatuous than appealing to logic in cases which are beyond her jurisdiction.

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"

Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?