Pictures were made to entertain; if you want to send a message, call Western Union.

I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

It will create an excitement that will sweep the country like wildflowers

In two words, impossible.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.