Pictures were made to entertain; if you want to send a message, call Western Union.

They stayed away in droves.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no.

There is a statue of limitation.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.