The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
I read part of it all the way through.
Pictures were made to entertain; if you want to send a message, call Western Union.