The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no.

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

Don't improve it into a flop!

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.