The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

The A-bomb is dynamite.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

Gentlemen, include me out.