Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Don't let your opinion sway your judgment.

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

Pictures were made to entertain; if you want to send a message, call Western Union.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.