Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.