A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

You have all the scenes. Just go home and word it in.