If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering - anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low.
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.