I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

I read part of it all the way through.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

It will create an excitement that will sweep the country like wildflowers