The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering - anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low.
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.
Pictures were made to entertain; if you want to send a message, call Western Union.
Some who are not paid what they are worth ought to be glad.