It's more than magnificent; it's mediocre.

What we need now is some new, fresh clichés.

I'm living beyond my means, but I can afford it.

Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.