Be drug-free and smoke some crack.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Let's have some new cliches.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Pictures were made to entertain; if you want to send a message, call Western Union.

In two words, impossible.

[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.