Be drug-free and smoke some crack.

I read part of it all the way through.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

I'm living beyond my means, but I can afford it.

I'd hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.