Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
A Hospital isn't any place to end up being sick.
We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.
It's more than magnificent; it's mediocre.