The certainty that life cannot be long, and the probability that it will be much shorter than nature allows, ought to awaken every man to the active prosecution of whatever he is desirous to perform.

I don't run around shooting people. Much. I only shoot two people a year. Maybe.

I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

You ain't got but one life. You ought to live it the way you want.

I act the way I talk. It probably comes from starting out in Second City, improvisational theater. I can go from take to take. I'll ask for another take.

I often think, "How many ways have I died in the movies?" I guess I can find out now. I'm always thinking of ways that I haven't died. "Well, I've been killed this way in this movie, but I haven't died this way yet." I don't think I've ever been guillotined, or anything like that.