I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier." But then you get through that, and you go, "Well, I'm not."

I don't believe in karma.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting.

I'll take on somebody if they're offending the entire culture, not just offending me.

Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.