There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished.

For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.

Maybe I'd be in a different place in my career if I'd had that 10-year plan, a lot of people went at it with this voracity that I never had. My only voracity was to have fun and to be in the mix.

If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit.

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.