The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.

Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

If you come home to a household of chaos and anger and fear, you're not going to feel protected from the world.

I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back to Alaska.

At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.