The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

I've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group.

From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I hung out with whomever I found compelling and interesting and smart. And I continued to do that throughout my life.

My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.

I really thought I wanted to be a musical-comedy star, but I lived in Phoenix and didn't want to go all the way to New York and be that far away from home. So I thought maybe I'd be a rock 'n' roll singer or an opera singer.