My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
Sandra BernhardThere are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
Sandra BernhardIf you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman of dignity.
Sandra BernhardWhen you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
Sandra Bernhard