I was really going through a transition in my life. I was tired of feeling victimized by my career.

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.

You have to take the basics of feminism and the kind of outline of it and do what you do with it. You have to make things work for your own life.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.