A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

People want to be famous, they want to be loved, they want to be accepted. They want to push aside their past and the things that have been embarrassing to them.

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

I've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group.

I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that's subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people.