You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.

Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.

Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.