I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.

I feel like you've gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it's 10 people or 50 people or a hundred people, whether you're in a rock band or doing the comedy circuit.

I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back to Alaska.

I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.