You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.
Sandra BernhardThere are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
Sandra BernhardBarbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
Sandra Bernhard