On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.

If you come home to a household of chaos and anger and fear, you're not going to feel protected from the world.

I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.

Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.