The most important, overriding arc of my career has been that I would never be self-deprecating.
Sandra BernhardI'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.
Sandra BernhardUnfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.
Sandra BernhardBarbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
Sandra Bernhard