Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.

I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star.

Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives?

You reach a certain point in your 30s when you say things in a much safer way.

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

If you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman of dignity.