I don't believe in karma.

I think bravery is when you're willing to really put yourself on the line and maybe lose out, financially - and be able to say exactly what motivates you and what inspires you and what you find completely unacceptable in humanity and in culture.

I hate to judge everybody across the board.

My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.